Friday Funny: A Sample of New York Transit's Negative Yelp Reviews

The online customer review platform Yelp and the New York public transit system: A match made in heaven?

1 minute read

October 30, 2015, 7:00 AM PDT

By James Brasuell @CasualBrasuell


Kriston Capps provides some insight into the seedy and unseemly world of Yelp reviews for New York public transit.

Capps starts the survey with the example of the M23 bus, which earns some "simply savage" reviews. The first example:

“The M23 is like a bad boyfriend: he's present just enough to make you want more, but when it comes down to it, he's undependable, and will let you down without a drop of remorse,” writes Ting S., summoning her inner Adele to strike back at the bus that can’t commit.

Capps notes that due to the nature of Yelp, reviewers aren't just "expressing themselves"—they're also competing with their fellow commuters/reviewers. He writes:

"Hence a one-star review that calls the G Train in Brooklyn 'the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition' and something that “lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.” (Friend, if you’re trying to get to the English department at Columbia, you need to take the 1 train.)"

The article includes a sprinkling of what we can only imagine is an ocean of unfettered opinions and small regard for syntax. My favorite: "On New York Penn Station: 'You will smell things that the nose was never meant to experience.' —N.M. (one star)."

Thursday, October 29, 2015 in CityLab

portrait of professional woman

I love the variety of courses, many practical, and all richly illustrated. They have inspired many ideas that I've applied in practice, and in my own teaching. Mary G., Urban Planner

I love the variety of courses, many practical, and all richly illustrated. They have inspired many ideas that I've applied in practice, and in my own teaching.

Mary G., Urban Planner

Cover CM Credits, Earn Certificates, Push Your Career Forward

Aerial view of town of Wailuku in Maui, Hawaii with mountains in background against cloudy sunset sky.

Maui's Vacation Rental Debate Turns Ugly

Verbal attacks, misinformation campaigns and fistfights plague a high-stakes debate to convert thousands of vacation rentals into long-term housing.

July 1, 2025 - Honolulu Civil Beat

Logo for Planetizen Federal Action Tracker with black and white image of U.S. Capitol with water ripple overlay.

Planetizen Federal Action Tracker

A weekly monitor of how Trump’s orders and actions are impacting planners and planning in America.

July 9, 2025 - Diana Ionescu

Map of Haussmann's redesign of Paris in the 1850s through 1870s under Napoleon III.

In Urban Planning, AI Prompting Could be the New Design Thinking

Creativity has long been key to great urban design. What if we see AI as our new creative partner?

June 30, 2025 - Tom Sanchez

Wood-framed multi-family building under construction with red crane behind it.

California Creates Housing-Focused Agency

Previously, the state’s housing and homelessness programs fell under a grabbag department that also regulates the alcohol industry, car mechanics, and horse racing.

45 minutes ago - CALmatters

Green vintage Chicago streetcar from the 1940s parked at the Illinois Railroad Museum in 1988.

Chicago’s Ghost Rails

Just beneath the surface of the modern city lie the remnants of its expansive early 20th-century streetcar system.

2 hours ago - WTTV

Red and black pavilion with visitor information in public park in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Baker Creek Pavilion: Blending Nature and Architecture in Knoxville

Knoxville’s urban wilderness planning initiative unveils the "Baker Creek Pavilion" to increase the city's access to green spaces.

4 hours ago - Dezeen