May 18, 2018, 9am PDT
This version is called 'The Best of All Possible Plans.'
May 11, 2018, 5am PDT
A satirical post for McSweeney's about the typical approach to the country's growing number of homeless brought to mind a famous song by Meat Loaf.
May 4, 2018, 5am PDT
This is the first and only time you will be actively encouraged to get your mind into the gutter.
April 20, 2018, 5am PDT
What does the flavor of your drink say about the flavor of your urbanism?
The Market Urbanism Report
March 23, 2018, 11am PDT
It's a sad day. Portlandia will no longer skewer the idiosyncrasies of enlightened urban lifestyles.
March 16, 2018, 8am PDT
The Onion burns Elon Musk in a totally fake news story (really) about a bad day for the billionaire.
February 23, 2018, 5am PST
This might be one of those uncomfortable laughs.
February 16, 2018, 5am PST
In this fake, satirical article, The Onion imagines that the MTA has finally had enough complaints about service failures and overcrowding on the New York subway. Vulgarities ensue.
February 2, 2018, 5am PST
The Onion is back at it again, this time satirizing society's interest in self-driving cars with a new concept: the carless driver.
January 19, 2018, 2pm PST
A CityLab article surveys Twitter for the seven stages of Amazon grief.
November 24, 2017, 5am PST
Not everything went according to plan in a perfectly planned demolition even in Atlanta over the weekend.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
November 17, 2017, 8am PST
The Onion is probably trolling the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration more than bike riders with this one.
November 17, 2017, 5am PST
The lengths to which cities have gone, or will go, in their bids to attract the second headquarters for Amazon has produced a cottage industry of media coverage. Satire from The Onion follows that trail to its most explosive of possible ends.
November 3, 2017, 5am PDT
OK, the officer said it was "screaming" a song that got a driver near Montreal in trouble.
October 27, 2017, 6am PDT
The Onion is satire, so we'll never know if Jeff Bezos felt sorry for any of the cities wasting time and money on a pitch to win Amazon's second headquarters.
October 20, 2017, 5am PDT
You know the bumper sticker. It's the one that begins with the words "How's My Driving?" and ends with a 1-800 number.
September 8, 2017, 5am PDT
Building Design (BD) a British architecture publication, has announced the "winner" of the competition to decide the ugliest new building of the year.
August 25, 2017, 6am PDT
Finally, we know where Internet trolls come from—no, not the basements of parents' houses.
August 11, 2017, 5am PDT
A new voice in the wilderness of YouTube: the War on Cars.