Friday Funny

15 hours ago
"Last year the government spent less on the ministry of silly walks than it did on national defense."
The Dallas Morning News
August 3, 2018, 5am PDT
Satirical website The Onion has noticed something about the American approach to the traffic circle.
The Onion
June 29, 2018, 7am PDT
Can a little levity save us from reckless and distracted drivers?
Chicago Tribune
June 22, 2018, 5am PDT
This is another one of those "funny" articles, in that it's satire about a tragic state of affairs.
The Beaverton
June 15, 2018, 7am PDT
Call it wildlife gone urban.
MPR News
May 18, 2018, 9am PDT
This version is called 'The Best of All Possible Plans.'
Twitter
May 11, 2018, 5am PDT
A satirical post for McSweeney's about the typical approach to the country's growing number of homeless brought to mind a famous song by Meat Loaf.
McSweeney's
May 4, 2018, 5am PDT
This is the first and only time you will be actively encouraged to get your mind into the gutter.
Houston Chronicle
April 20, 2018, 5am PDT
What does the flavor of your drink say about the flavor of your urbanism?
The Market Urbanism Report
March 23, 2018, 11am PDT
It's a sad day. Portlandia will no longer skewer the idiosyncrasies of enlightened urban lifestyles.
The Oregonian
March 16, 2018, 2pm PDT
This is a strange one.
YouTube
March 16, 2018, 8am PDT
The Onion burns Elon Musk in a totally fake news story (really) about a bad day for the billionaire.
The Onion
February 23, 2018, 5am PST
This might be one of those uncomfortable laughs.
xkcd
February 16, 2018, 5am PST
In this fake, satirical article, The Onion imagines that the MTA has finally had enough complaints about service failures and overcrowding on the New York subway. Vulgarities ensue.
The Onion
February 2, 2018, 5am PST
The Onion is back at it again, this time satirizing society's interest in self-driving cars with a new concept: the carless driver.
The Onion
January 19, 2018, 2pm PST
A CityLab article surveys Twitter for the seven stages of Amazon grief.
CityLab
November 24, 2017, 5am PST
Not everything went according to plan in a perfectly planned demolition even in Atlanta over the weekend.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
November 17, 2017, 8am PST
The Onion is probably trolling the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration more than bike riders with this one.
The Onion
November 17, 2017, 5am PST
The lengths to which cities have gone, or will go, in their bids to attract the second headquarters for Amazon has produced a cottage industry of media coverage. Satire from The Onion follows that trail to its most explosive of possible ends.
The Onion
November 3, 2017, 5am PDT
OK, the officer said it was "screaming" a song that got a driver near Montreal in trouble.
CTV News Montreal