Friday Funny: DOT Advises Drivers to Solve Traffic By Honking

The Department of Transportation has released a new report urging drivers to combat traffic congestion by honking -- a method estimated to relieve 90% of traffic.

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August 21, 2009, 2:00 PM PDT

By Nate Berg


The remaining 10% can reportedly be solved through a combination of "swearing and fist-shaking".

Friday, August 21, 2009 in The Onion

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