Friday Funny: Onion Satire Pits Preservationists Against Trump's Childhood Home

A totally fake news story from the fake news site The Onion reports the fake news that the National Trust for Historic Preservation is leading an effort to demolish Donald Trump's boyhood home.

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June 2, 2017, 5:00 AM PDT

By James Brasuell @CasualBrasuell


A private club located in Florida

This is not President Trump's childhood home. | FloridaStock / Shutterstock

"Overwhelmed by the outpouring of support from the public, the National Trust for Historic Preservation reported Wednesday that it had raised more than $8 million in just three days to demolish President Trump’s boyhood home in Queens, NY," according to a satirical and totally fabricated news post by The Onion. 

Real-life National Trust President Stephanie K. Meeks is quoted saying that the demolition of the home is essential to the preservation of the country's cultural heritage and values. Those words are also fabricated, surely.

Wednesday, May 31, 2017 in The Onion

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