Friday Funny: Man Stumbles Into 'Some Sort of China Town'

In this article from The Onion a New York man wandering through town suddenly finds himself in a very Chinese part of town.

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February 29, 2008, 2:00 PM PST

By Nate Berg


"When I left the house this morning, little did I know what wonders I'd uncover. Hidden in the middle of fast and modern downtown New York was one of the strangest, most puzzling places I had ever laid eyes upon. From the weird Chinese-like writing on the storefronts to the odd Chinese-looking people on the streets-I know this may sound crazy, but it was almost as if I'd stepped into some kind of 'Chinese Town.'"

"I don't know any other way to describe it."

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 in The Onion

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