Friday Funny: How to Pick Up an Urban Planner

Cartoonist Emily says that urban planners are "some of the sexiest, smartest, wittiest individuals you'll ever meet," and offers these tips for sly pickup lines that can't miss with the planning crowd.

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May 27, 2011, 2:00 PM PDT

By Tim Halbur


Here's just one of Emily's suggestions:


Courtesy of Irish Breakfast

Our favorite pickup line: "I'd Duany-thing to be CNU again."

Emily, it turns out, is also has official recognition from Frank Gehry that he is her archenemy.

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