Saturday Satire: The Bad Intentions of a Trader Joe's Parking Lot

Anywhere a Trader Joe's parking lot can be found, there's also an overfull parking lot capable of crushing souls.

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November 23, 2019, 5:00 AM PST

By James Brasuell @CasualBrasuell


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Amy Estes writes a satirical piece for McSweeney's that anthropomorphizes a Trader Joe's parking lot to reveal the nefariousness of the typology:

My game begins at once: a team of crack architects and city planners conspire to bring me to your city. People rejoice, and so do I, for the game is now afoot.

I am the Trader Joe’s parking lot.

Click through to see how Estes crafts the bulk of this artful piece of satire.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019 in McSweeney's

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