Friday Funny: Weighing the Pros and Cons of Tiny Houses

The satirical site The Onion took a break from a busy week lampooning the Olympics to sets its sights on the tiny house movement.

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August 12, 2016, 5:00 AM PDT

By James Brasuell @CasualBrasuell


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The Onion takes a pretty straightforward approach to satirizing the tiny house movement this week. Imagine, if you will, an earnest Portlander sketching out a list of pros and cons, including the following:

Pros

  • "Paints inability to afford a real home as positive life choice"
  • "Allows you to live the simple life your ancestors did everything in their power to escape"
  • "Home comes fully supplied with 20 years of small talk"

You could be laughing or crying after reading those examples. How about the flip side of the coin:

Cons

  • "Spending quality time with family members all but unavoidable"
  • "Lack of diversity in a neighborhood composed entirely of other people whose novels didn’t sell"
  • "Have to live there"

I guess we know what The Onion's staffers think of tiny homes, but to be fair, the idea always did invite satire.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016 in The Onion

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