Friday Funny: An Adorable Housing Shortage in Cupcake Kingdom

A satirical article from last year, written by the Onion, offers a bit of satire as either a distraction from the public health crisis or as a reminder of the crisis that existed before the novel coronavirus.

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April 10, 2020, 5:00 AM PDT

By James Brasuell @CasualBrasuell


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Fake news website The Onion reported on April 9, 2019 from the imaginary Cupcake Kingdom:

Describing what they termed “an acute problem of uncute proportions” in dramatically tart and unleavened terms, a coalition of activists gathered Tuesday to present the Cupcake Kingdom with a petition demanding they address the ongoing adorable housing crisis.

More satirical word play can be found at the source article.


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