Humor: 'Strip Mall Of America'

'The Onion' takes on the strip mall.

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March 31, 2004, 3:00 PM PST

By Janet Boyko


"The Onion", a humor web site well known for its news satire takes on the strip mall. "Representatives from the North Dakota Department of Commerce attended a ribbon-cutting ceremony Saturday for the new Strip Mall Of America, the state's largest shopping center to date..."

Thanks to Janet Boyko

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 in The Onion

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