Friday Funny: Onion Infrastructure Report

Aging gerbils unable to generate electricity and ancient curses add to America's infrastructure woes, according to the Onion.

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August 17, 2007, 2:00 PM PDT

By Michael Dudley


Recent incidents, including a bridge collapse in Minneapolis and a steam tunnel explosion in New York City, have brought the nation's aging infrastructure into the spotlight. What are some of the country's major problem areas?

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 in The Onion

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