Friday Funny: Onion Infrastructure Report

Aging gerbils unable to generate electricity and ancient curses add to America's infrastructure woes, according to the Onion.

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August 17, 2007, 2:00 PM PDT

By Michael Dudley


Recent incidents, including a bridge collapse in Minneapolis and a steam tunnel explosion in New York City, have brought the nation's aging infrastructure into the spotlight. What are some of the country's major problem areas?

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