In a send-up of the inane nature of city listification, the satirical newspaper The Onion has compiled a list of the "Top 10 Best Cities To Move To Today." Check out the article to find out why Blarnard, ND and Clara Vista, CA are hot destinations.
<p>Think your neighborhood disputes are rancorous? With ample swearing, <em>The Onion</em> pokes diabolical fun at NIMBYism and "short-sighted, profit-oriented renewal."</p>
<p>The Federal Emergency Management Agency and the state of Louisiana recently a ribbon-cutting ceremony to announce the successful end of their cooperative efforts to restore devastated New Orleans back to its pre-hurricane squalor.</p>
<p><em>The Onion</em>, America's "Finest News Source", brings this image of an office building that takes the Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) a little too far.</p>
<p>The state of South Dakota -- closed to the public since 1931 -- will be reopened to help the United States cope with its steadily rising population.</p>
