The Onion

The Onion provides a new take on the "San Francisco is over" quip that has been a popular reaction to the rising cost of housing in the City by the Bay.
Jun 12, 2015   The Onion
This piece from <em>The Onion</em> presents the incredibly simple solution to the nation's economic troubles: build more houses.
Apr 3, 2009   The Onion
The Onion reports on an "area man" whose decision to live in his parents' basement looks like a wise move.
Dec 26, 2008   The Onion
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Aug 1, 2008   The Onion
<p>The Onion reports on a study showing that a vast majority of Americans want further investments in public transit so everyone else can get off the road and make their drive faster.</p>
Jul 5, 2008   The Onion
<p>The recent housing slump is now showing its face in the "creepy mansion" market, where sales have plummeted, according to this article from <em>The Onion</em>.</p>
Jun 13, 2008   The Onion
<p>Facing a tight budget, officials in California have found an innovative way to mix uses and save money -- by combining a zoo and a prison into one efficient facility.</p>
May 16, 2008   The Onion
<p>A lot of power comes with the title of County Surveyor. Lucky for the people of Wayne County, Maryland, elected county surveyor Robert Pelaski vows not to let this awesome power get to his head.</p>
May 2, 2008   The Onion
<p>The nation's gentrified neighborhoods are threatened by new trend.</p>
Apr 4, 2008   The Onion
<p>This <em>Onion TV</em> news segment highlights Chinese pride in the country's status as the world's top producer of air pollution</p>
Mar 28, 2008   The Onion
<p><em>The Onion</em> reports on an innovative new infrastructure plan from DOT: self-cleaning special lanes for reckless drivers.</p>
Mar 14, 2008   The Onion