The Onion

April 3, 2009, 2pm PDT
This piece from <em>The Onion</em> presents the incredibly simple solution to the nation's economic troubles: build more houses.
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December 26, 2008, 1pm PST
The Onion reports on an "area man" whose decision to live in his parents' basement looks like a wise move.
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August 1, 2008, 2pm PDT
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July 5, 2008, 1pm PDT
<p>The Onion reports on a study showing that a vast majority of Americans want further investments in public transit so everyone else can get off the road and make their drive faster.</p>
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June 13, 2008, 2pm PDT
<p>The recent housing slump is now showing its face in the "creepy mansion" market, where sales have plummeted, according to this article from <em>The Onion</em>.</p>
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May 16, 2008, 2pm PDT
<p>Facing a tight budget, officials in California have found an innovative way to mix uses and save money -- by combining a zoo and a prison into one efficient facility.</p>
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May 2, 2008, 2pm PDT
<p>A lot of power comes with the title of County Surveyor. Lucky for the people of Wayne County, Maryland, elected county surveyor Robert Pelaski vows not to let this awesome power get to his head.</p>
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April 4, 2008, 2pm PDT
<p>The nation's gentrified neighborhoods are threatened by new trend.</p>
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March 28, 2008, 1pm PDT
<p>This <em>Onion TV</em> news segment highlights Chinese pride in the country's status as the world's top producer of air pollution</p>
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March 14, 2008, 1pm PDT
<p><em>The Onion</em> reports on an innovative new infrastructure plan from DOT: self-cleaning special lanes for reckless drivers.</p>
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February 29, 2008, 2pm PST
<p>In this article from <em>The Onion</em> a New York man wandering through town suddenly finds himself in a very Chinese part of town.</p>
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February 15, 2008, 2pm PST
<p>The Onion reports on the miraculous transformation of a run-down neighborhood in Detroit, thanks to the installation of a towel-sized, $150.00 plot of grass.</p>
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January 11, 2008, 2pm PST
<p>The satirical newspaper <em>The Onion</em> lists some dubious water conservation strategies being contemplated in American cities.</p>
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December 21, 2007, 2pm PST
<p>This article from <em>The Onion</em> looks back at the infrastructure problems that defined 2007, asking what they signify for the country.</p>
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August 17, 2007, 2pm PDT
<p>Aging gerbils unable to generate electricity and ancient curses add to America's infrastructure woes, according to the Onion.</p>
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July 27, 2007, 2pm PDT
<p>The Onion reports on the tragic loss of two cities in a senseless pileup.</p>
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June 29, 2007, 2pm PDT
<p>Think your neighborhood disputes are rancorous? With ample swearing, <em>The Onion</em> pokes diabolical fun at NIMBYism and "short-sighted, profit-oriented renewal."</p>
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February 2, 2007, 2pm PST
<p>The Federal Emergency Management Agency and the state of Louisiana recently a ribbon-cutting ceremony to announce the successful end of their cooperative efforts to restore devastated New Orleans back to its pre-hurricane squalor.</p>
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January 26, 2007, 2pm PST
<p>A road sign goes too far in explaining road hazards.</p>
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December 22, 2006, 2pm PST
<p><em>The Onion</em>, America's "Finest News Source", brings this image of an office building that takes the Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) a little too far.</p>
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