The Onion

A road sign goes too far in explaining road hazards.

The Onion, America's "Finest News Source", brings this image of an office building that takes the Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) a little too far.

The state of South Dakota -- closed to the public since 1931 -- will be reopened to help the United States cope with its steadily rising population.

The Onion reports on how an 'insane' California intersection is the most likely site of 'awesome' car crashes.

Five years after 9/11, satirical publication The Onion reports on the World Trade Center rebuilding effort in New York City.

A struggling artist laments in The Onion that more people like him aren't moving into his neighborhood to make it even more authentic than it is now...and asking for $3.00 lattes.

Dam builder Dennis Messner has overanalyzed his upcoming construction project, calling himself an "integration-minded postmodernist". Pretty advanced thinking for a beaver.

Like so many of the cars it produced, Motor City is heading for the scrapyard, the Onion reports.

It's a shame when a Mom n' Pop parking lot falls victim to another 'Area' Wal-Mart.

Urban revitalization efforts enhanced by use of the long-lost Amulet of Surr-Vey, Lord Of Demarcation, He Who Measures And Assesses.

The Onion reports on President Bush's "aggressive initiative" to eliminate oil dependence by 4920. The auto industry isn't so sure.

Neighborhood preservationists worry as fast food joints close around the country.

Habitrail for Humanity is under scrutiny for unorthodox housing communities.

The Onion offers its top tips for improving Amtrak's propsects for funding.

Irv Draper fought ten long years to save taxpayers' money and ensure that a community pool would not be built.

Minnesota is reluctance to request more interstate funding.

Between 9,000 and 15,000 people work at the US Census Bureau, according to the Bureau's 2004 figures.

'The Onion' takes on the strip mall.

The planning profession makes "The Onion".

An "opinion" piece by Wal-Mart Store #3297.