Friday Funny: St. Louis Shoots the Moon

The satirical newspaper <em>The Onion</em> lampoons long shot economic development strategies and overly ambitious city leaders with a post on "St. Louis 2.0" - a "sad little plan" for turning the city into a technology hub.
September 21, 2012, 2pm PDT | Jonathan Nettler | @nettsj
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"In what appears to be a completely earnest attempt to revitalize a sluggish local economy," says The Onion, "St. Louis mayor Francis G. Slay unveiled Thursday a detailed, ambitious, and truly depressing plan to turn his city into a major technology hub."

"'We're going to show America, and the rest of world, just how innovative and cutting-edge St. Louis can be,' said the mayor, who displayed genuine optimism as he outlined a desperate strategy to woo major players in the high-tech sector with a sad little series of subsidies and tax incentives his city cannot afford."

"The mayor ended his presentation by pleading with reporters to dub the hopelessly untenable project 'St. Louis 2.0.'"

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Published on Saturday, September 15, 2012 in The Onion
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