Friday Funny: Elder Speaks of Bygone Suburban Ways

A family elder tells tales of the old ways when the family was "not enticed by the frappucinos at the Starbucks that just opened," and there were park-and-rides as far as the eye could see.
August 6, 2010, 2pm PDT | Tim Halbur
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The eldest Whitman gathered his descendants around the electric fireplace to tell them tales of the family's suburban values.

He says, "There is nothing wrong with convenience, my children-indeed, it is the reason our ancestors trekked to Pine Bluffs from a place far east of here, past Route 9 and four more exits beyond, lo so many years ago in 1987.

But how far is too far?"

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Published on Friday, August 6, 2010 in The Onion
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