The satirical newspaper The Onion lists some dubious water conservation strategies being contemplated in American cities.
"With the scarcity of drinkable water becoming a major issue on the horizon, cities across the United States are trying to find new sources of water or new ways to conserve water. Here are some of those methods:
MALIBU, CA-Purchasing a six-pack of Poland Spring's new 350 million-ounce City Jug™
TEMPE, AZ-Transcontinental straw enables residents to enjoy a refreshing sip of Lake Michigan water
HOUSTON-Residents are encouraged to aim "celebration guns" squarely at clouds"