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Friday Funny: The 'Transcontinental Straw' and Other Urban Water Supply Strategies

Posted by: Michael Dudley

11 January 2008 - 2:00pm

The satirical newspaper The Onion lists some dubious water conservation strategies being contemplated in American cities.

"With the scarcity of drinkable water becoming a major issue on the horizon, cities across the United States are trying to find new sources of water or new ways to conserve water. Here are some of those methods:

MALIBU, CA—Purchasing a six-pack of Poland Spring's new 350 million-ounce City Jug™

TEMPE, AZ—Transcontinental straw enables residents to enjoy a refreshing sip of Lake Michigan water

HOUSTON—Residents are encouraged to aim "celebration guns" squarely at clouds"

Full Story: Drinkable Water For America's Cities
Source: The Onion, January 11, 2008
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