Friday Funny: The Joys Of Public Transportation

"I'd grabbed the last available seat on the Brooklyn-bound train. Next to me was a couple in their mid-20s. He was trying to read something, and she had the latest issue of New York magazine open on her lap.

I'd opened my bag and started reaching for some reading material of my own, but the moment I heard her voice, I retracted my hand and closed the bag. Wasn’t going to be any reading going on with her around, I had a feeling."