Kansans Outraged At Pancake Study

9 August 2003 - 5:00am

Kansans are outraged at a research study that scientifically concludes that the state of Kansas is flatter than a pancake.

"First, they bought a pancake from the pancake specialty restaurant, then made a topographical map of it using a fancy laser microscope. They compared that information to the same kind of a topographical image of Kansas.That's what led them to conclude that, scientifically, Kansas is mighty flat."

Source: The Kansas City Star, August 6, 2003
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All of that only scratches the surface of what's wrong with this study. The idea that complex urban development patterns and human behavior can be meaningfully studied according to one primary criteria — density — is wrong from the start.